WE KNOW WE ALREADY MENTIONED THIS: But if you haven’t read the “bowl of dicks” story, do yourself a favor.
DISGRACED JUDGE ALEX KOZINSKI’S REHABILITATION TOUR IS IN FULL SWING: I mean, his protege Brett Kavanaugh allegedly tried to rape somebody and nothing has happened to him, so while dismayed, I can’t be surprised.
CLASS ACTION AGAINST JONES DAY?: Plaintiffs in gender discrimination want class status.
HOLIDAY CARDS PLEASE: Don’t forget to submit your firm’s offering.