RUTH BADER GINSBURG UNDERGOES CANCER TREATMENT: But she’s fine. This is fine.
LARRY BIRD DOES NOT HAVE TATTOOS: Lawyers object to street artist depiction of Basketball Jesus.
LAWYER GETS PUNCHED BY CLIENT: In court, on video.
FAITHLESS ELECTORS PROBABLY WON’T RUIN THE AMERICAN REPUBLIC: But they might! They certainly could.
WHAT’S THE AVERAGE COST OF PRIVATE LAW SCHOOL? Hint: It’s expensive.